The final straw.....
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It's been a **** year, and now Mrs K has decided she wants to get the Christmas decorations down and has started watching Christmas films.

Its August!

10 out of 10 for footballing zen
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(31-08-2020, 10:51 AM)SHANDY LOVE MACHINE Wrote:  It's been a **** year, and now Mrs K has decided she wants to get the Christmas decorations down and has started watching Christmas films.

Its August!
Tell her it’s Halloween first
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She's actually a bonfire night baby, which is quite ironic because her family are Cathoholics, so normally the countdown doesn't start until then but apparently this is going to be the new normal.

Anyone got a spare room until January?

Greybeard - is that house with the nurses still going?

10 out of 10 for footballing zen
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(31-08-2020, 11:14 AM)SHANDY LOVE MACHINE Wrote:  She's actually a bonfire night baby, which is quite ironic because her family are Cathoholics, so normally the countdown doesn't start until then but apparently this is going to be the new normal.

Anyone got a spare room until January?

Greybeard - is that house with the nurses still going?
In that case, distraction techniques are needed, pour her a glass of red wine and sit her in front of ITV4 at noon, she can enjoy the scenery of her spiritual countryside, fields of blossoms ready for the perfumeries of Grasse, medieval architecture on the run-in to Sisteron. If she likes it, that’s the next 3 weeks sorted.
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#5

2020 has not been great. First the Harry and Megan Saga, then the Floods, the Pandemic and the Black Lives Matter issues. Heard that people have been going to Stationary Shops looking to buy 2021 Diary's.
    I'm off to buy a Bookshelf and put Tim Clarks GCAFC book on it, and my GCAFC Home / Away National League North / South progmmes.

Andrew Adebowale, Hannah, Hoskins, Kirkup, Mainwaring, Tucker, Wollen.
 Danny ANDREW, Jake ANDREWS.
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(31-08-2020, 10:51 AM)SHANDY LOVE MACHINE Wrote:  It's been a **** year, and now Mrs K has decided she wants to get the Christmas decorations down and has started watching Christmas films.

Its August!

Shandy my Mrs is just the same but September is when she Start's with the Christmas film's, she Love's them?She Tell's me she should have been a Christmas baby(Christmas day) but the Banger's going off on the 5 the nov scared her mum and out she popped a month Early? Sorry shandy no room's left in the Inn and the nurse's have buggers off to pastures new.
PS we don't get our decs up most years until Christmas eve because she's watching bloody Christmas film's.
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#7

Sounds like the banger went off 9 months earlier Jim

10 out of 10 for footballing zen
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(31-08-2020, 07:40 PM)SHANDY LOVE MACHINE Wrote:  Sounds like the banger went off 9 months earlier Jim

Yea her dad was  a slow burner???
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